Holiday Travel...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 26 Jan 03 02:32:19 -0000


Hiya All...

Now it's time to listen in while a man tries to book a seat on a crowded
flight...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Holiday Travel
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A man called United Airlines and asked for a reservation from Los
Angeles to New York. The clerk knew that the plane was very full with
baggage and passengers. 

"How much do you weigh, Sir?" asked the clerk. 

"With or without clothes?" the passenger asked. 

"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"


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