Becoming Wealthy...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 22 Jan 03 02:00:49 -0000


Hiya All...

Today we learn how to get rich, from someone who has done just that...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
How To Get Rich
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 
 
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was
1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. 
 
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing
the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. 
 
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the
entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00pm for 20 cents. I
continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a
fortune of $1.37. 
 
"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars." 


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