The Loony Bin
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Wed, 15 Jan 03 02:52:20 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
In the US they're called cell-phones, in other places they're mobile
phones, but the signs of addiction are usually the same...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Cell-Phone Junkies
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Addicted to Your Cell Phone? Tangled in a web of wireless? Maybe you
should ask yourself these questions.
1. Do parts of your body tingle when you get free cell phone minutes?
2. Does raising your children interfere with programming your speed
dial?
3. Do you have long-distance conversations while sitting on the toilet
in a public restroom?
4. Do you think the term 'fashion statement' means you matching your
outfit with your cell phone carrying case?
5. If happen to have a car accident, is your first response: "Can you
hold on a moment, I'm hemorrhaging?"
6. Does the sound of static trigger dark memories of ill-fated
connections?
7. Do you use the menu light as your night light?
8. Does it take you an hour on a regular phone to get the same feeling
as you get from a five-minute cellular call?
9. When receiving a phone call, do you ever ask the film projectionist
to lower the volume of the movie?
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