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Mon, 16 Dec 02 01:21:04 -0000
Hiya Folks...
We've picked on the women a few times recently, but now it seems to be
the men's turn...these were sent in by Helen...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain
on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
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Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
noose.
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Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practising to be men.
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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
around him.
OR
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
the screwing part.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals".
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