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Sat, 14 Dec 02 01:00:50 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Time now to discover what happens when a man asks his son to hide some
illegal fireworks...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FIREWORKS
One year, Johnny's family was having the "extended family" 4th of July
cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was the
lighting of the fireworks (Roman candles, bottle rockets, missile
batteries, etc.) they had bought out of state. (Because they are illegal
in their state, of course!)
Just before they were to arrive, a cousin calls, saying their neighbor's
plans had just fallen through, and could they bring them along to the
picnic - they even had extra food to bring.
"Sure, the more the merrier!"
Upon arrival and meeting of their cousin's neighbor, it is discovered
that he's a police officer. The father turns as innocently as he can to
Johnny, and whispers to him to grab the paper bag of fireworks sitting
in the kitchen and hide them somewhere quickly.
Johnny disappears, and the father changes the topic to food for the day.
The family had brought some chicken to grill, so the father tells them
the gas grill is all set to use out back - just turn on the gas and push
the ignition button with the lid still closed.
They head out the back, as Johnny comes back in through the front door.
The father hurries to him and says "Whew, that was close! That man's a
police officer, and he almost saw the fireworks. Did you hide them real
well?"
"Oh, yes! Nobody will ever think to look in the grill!"
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