Risk Assessment...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 19 Nov 02 01:10:37 -0000


Hiya All...

Time now to eavesdrop on a cowboy and an insurance agent...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Risk Assessment
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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.  
 
The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
 
"Ever have an accident?"
 
"Nope, nary a one."
 
"None? You've never had any accidents."
 
"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."
 
"That's hard to believe. No accidents at all?"
 
"Well, rattler bit me one time."
 
"Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
 
"Heck no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
 

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