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Sun, 10 Nov 02 01:32:18 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Time now to take a trip down under, to meet an American astronaut in
need of medical care...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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AUSTRALIAN LINGO
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An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's
atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way
out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very
rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot.
He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he
lies in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and
fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."
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