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Sun, 22 Sep 02 02:00:53 +0100
Hiya People...
Today's tale stars an old lady who's determined to get her money's
worth...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Getting Her Money's Worth
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A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a
quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a
$70 bill for labor.
"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It only took you five minutes."
The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge
on every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and
she handed him a rake.
The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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