Mightiest Jungle Animal...

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Sun, 15 Sep 02 01:35:18 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Today we learn just which beast really is the mightiest jungle animal...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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WHO'S THE MIGHTIEST JUNGLE ANIMAL?

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out
and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle
animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"

"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is
the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the
mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is
the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk,
slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feeling
like it had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped
on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered
after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you
don't have to get so mad!"


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