CPA...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 11 Sep 02 00:52:12 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now we meet a city fellow, trying to make a success of life in the
country...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


MORRIS THE CPA

Morris a big city CPA, moves to the country and decides he's going to
take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me
100 baby chickens."

The co-op man complies.

A week later Morris returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."

The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500
baby chickens."

"Wow!" the co-op man replies, "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said Morris with a sigh, "I'm either planting them too deep or
too far apart!"


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