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Thu, 22 Aug 02 00:14:33 -2300
Hiya Folks...
More of the best from motor insurance claim forms...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The 10 Greatest Insurance Excuses Ever - as voted for by the insurance
team of the RAC
- A cow appeared from nowhere and started kicking my car door.
- I'm not very good at driving and confused the accelerator with the
brake.
- A builder popped out of a manhole cover and I swerved dramatically to
avoid decapitating him.
- An incompetent mechanic drove my car off a raised ramp while looking
for the bonnet release.
- I got so excited singing the national anthem during a football match
that I smashed my van into a traffic light.
- A mad cyclist purposefully scratched my vehicle with his Thermos
flask.
- The road just looked different yesterday.
- It's the police's fault - I crashed into a lamp-post as I made way for
a patrol car.
- I was carefully observing a rare bird nesting and missed the road
ahead.
- Vehicle damaged on safari park outing by George, an amorous rhino.
An RAC spokesman commented: "Oddly though, it seems that men in
particular have all kids of adventures on the roads."
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