Only in California...

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Wed, 07 Aug 02 01:22:52 +0100

Hiya All...

Now it's time for yet another of those situations that could only happen
in California...

Wishes & Dreams...


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This could only happen in California
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that
she will if get out of the car! 

The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.  
A small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. This wasn't her car.

She discovered her car was identical and parked four or five spaces
further down. She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police

The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white
males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white
charges were filed.           

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