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Tue, 23 Jul 02 01:21:18 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Today we learn an important lesson - why 99% sometimes just isn't good enough... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- "If 99.9% Is Good Enough...." ----------------------------- - 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. - 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year. - 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour. - 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year. - 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers. - Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every day. - 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled. - 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year. - 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips. - 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the year. - 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat. - 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly. - 3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections. - A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take 86.4 seconds) Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'