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Sat, 13 Jul 02 01:13:39 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Today we have an apparently-true news story, demonstrating why it's
never a good idea to use cheap glue...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FUGITIVE CAUGHT IN NON-STICKY SITUATION
KIEV - A Russian criminals plan became unglued when his fake ears came
unstuck at the Ukrainian-Slovak border passport control.
The Russian fugitive had tried to cross illegally into Slovakia from
western Ukraine with a passport belonging to another person.
The fugitive had asked a surgeon to glue on artificial ears to effect a
disguise, but unbeknownst to him, the surgeon used a cheap Russian-made
product instead of high-quality glue, and the ears popped off at the
decisive moment.
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