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Sat, 06 Jul 02 03:40:11 +0100
Hiya All...
Today we find out what happened during a showdown between a man and a
lion...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE SHOWDOWN
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"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once. To make matters worse, I was
alone and weaponless..."
"Goodness! What did you do?"
"What could I do? First I tried looking straight into his eyeballs, but
he kept crawling up on me. Then I thought of plunging my arm down his
throat, grabbing him by the tail and turning him inside out, but I
decided it would be too dangerous. Yet, he kept creeping up on me; I had
to think fast..."
"How did you get away?"
"I just left him and passed on to the other cages."
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