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Fri, 14 Jun 02 04:16:37 +0100
Hiya People...
In today's tale we meet an Arab having trouble getting water from a
well...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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WELL???
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An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and
dined by the State Department.
The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries,
cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his
manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of
water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand
Emir.
"A thousand pardons, Oh Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul.
"White man sit on well."
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