The Loony Bin
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Wed, 15 May 02 18:50:05 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Apologies for the missing jokes over the past couple of days. Computer
death is never easy to deal with, however after a successful power
supply transplant, all is now well again...
Now, on with the jokes - Sometimes you can learn important things about
life from listening to kids...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Don't Give Up
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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the
backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the
greatest hitter in the world," he announced.
Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.
"Strike One!" he yelled.
Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest
hitter in the world!"
He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and
missed.
"Strike Two!" he cried.
The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He
spit on his hands and rubbed them together.
He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in
the world!"
Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.
"Strike Three!"
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"
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