Computer Lab...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 30 Apr 02 02:22:14 +0100


Hiya Folks...

For the students among us, here are some ideas for making life more
interesting in the computer lab...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
HOW TO CONFUSE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
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Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream
"NO!!! They've found me!" and bolt.
 
Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look
suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
 
Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
evilly.
 
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different
screen than the one it's set up with.
 
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say:
"Just in case..."
 
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees.
Then, pull a disk out of your pants and say, "Oops, I forgot."
 
Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the floppy disc drive, when it
doesn't work, get the supervisor.
  
Assign a musical note to every key (i.e. the Delete key is A Flat, the B
key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly.
Write an entire paper this way.
 
Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind
if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
 
Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!" and then calmly
sit down and begin to type. 


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