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Thu, 25 Apr 02 00:39:16 -2300
Hiya People...
It's rare for anyone to have an accident with deodorant, but here's one
person who's prepared to tell his story...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
True Confession
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It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was
being advertised on television about six time a day. I was still living
at home with my parents saving money for college.
One afternoon after a hard day of construction and before dinner I took
a nice hot shower. After drying off I spotted a new spray can on the
bathroom shelf. The label read "SafeGuard" and I was so surprised that
my mom had bought some of that new deodorant so I sprayed a liberal
amount under each arm.
When I entered the kitchen, where mom was fixing dinner, I thanked her
for getting some new spray deodorant but also complained that it was
pretty sticky and I didn't know if I really liked it yet.
Her response still rings in my ears: "I didn't buy any spray deodorant,
but I did buy some of that new bandage spray, SafeGuard!"
After shaving my armpits in order to lift my arms and hours of laughing
by my entire family I realized that RightGuard and SafeGuard were not
the same thing.
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