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Tue, 12 Mar 02 04:14:53 -0000
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale, we watch while a professor gives his students a lecture
on performing autopsies...this one is a little revolting...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of
students.
Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class: "There are two things
you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no
fear."
Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked
it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as
instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of
observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle
finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"
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