Panda...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 19 Jan 02 01:32:28 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

Today we find out more about the habits of the Panda...this one's from
Simon...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it
up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.


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