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Tue, 11 Dec 01 23:54:24 -0000
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale a woman gets just what she always wanted...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young
man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for
staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her
purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed
into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly
and meaningfully said...
"Clean my house."
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