Ghostly Drive...

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Wed, 05 Dec 01 03:07:59 -0000

Hiya All...

Today we catch up with a couple of rather intoxicated chaps having a
really bad night...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car
and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the 
passenger window and tapped lightly. 

The passenger screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face

The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. 

The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his
wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it,"
to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.  

The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the
speedometer says we're doing 80 now."

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man 

"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and 
shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked.

The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

They were flooring the gas at about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget 
what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some 
more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and
screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"

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