Pardon Me...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 01 Oct 01 01:44:26 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Once again we get a reminder to be careful of what we wish for...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Well, Pardon Me!!
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A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her
breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
 
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he
said, "Pardon me". 

Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. 

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her
pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh
heaven!
 
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed
and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."
 
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter
Crushed to Death!"


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