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Wed, 05 Sep 01 02:12:56 +0100
Hiya Folks...
How do you stay sane when your kids are driving you crazy...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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HOW TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.
She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests,
they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her
friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen.
A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that playpen with a
good book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"
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