Army vs. Navy...

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Sat, 01 Sep 01 02:04:35 +0100


Hiya Folks...

In today's tale, old rivalries come to the surface...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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ARMY VS. NAVY

A salty Navy Chief and a crusty Army First Sergeant are at a bar arguing 
about who had the tougher career.

"I did 30 years in the Rangers," the SFC declared proudly, "and fought
in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp, I hit the beach
at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took
out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.

"As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed 
back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, 
always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire.

"Finally, as a Staff Sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in 
Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, 
plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and 
mortar fire at night. In afire fight, we'd shoot until our arms ached
and our guns were empty, then we'd charge the enemy with bayonets!"

Looking straight ahead, the Chief says nothing. 

Then after a deliberately long, slow drink, the Chief says, "Yeah,
figures... all shore duty."


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