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Tue, 19 Jun 2001 15:43:37 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Piccolos can be easy to carry, but here's an orchestra player pointing
out the disadvantages...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when he spies an
old friend of his from college.
"Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," Boris replies. "I am the piccolo player for the International
Orchestra."
"Spectacular!" the man replies.
"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the king of
England, he loves the music. He says 'Fill the instruments with gold!'
and they fill the tuba with gold, and they fill the trombone with gold,
and me with the goddamn piccolo.
"We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says 'Fill
the instruments with silver!' and they fill the tuba with silver and
they fill the trombone with silver, and me with the goddamn piccolo.
"Then we play for the tsar of Russia. He hates the music; he says 'Shove
the instruments up their asses!' and the tuba doesn't fit and the
trombone doesn't fit, AND ME WITH THE GODDAMN PICCOLO!"
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