Golf Ball...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 22 Apr 2001 22:54:02 +0100


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Hiya All...

Some days golfers shouldn't even get out of bed...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped
the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking
lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off
on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off
the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the
highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of
control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck
couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are
you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my
right thumb."


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