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Sun, 15 Apr 2001 20:36:26 +0100
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Hiya All...
In today's tale we catch up with a Texan visiting Vermont...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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VERMONT VS. TEXAS
The Texan visiting Vermont asked a farmer how large an acreage he
cultivated.
The Vermonter said meditatively, "Oh, it's quite large. My farm extends
for about a hundred yards in that direction and for nearly a hundred-
twenty yards in that. And how large an acreage do you handle?"
The Texan could not help but smile. "Back home," he said, "I have a
ranch with my house at one end. I can get into my car at the house, turn
the ignition key, step on the gas, and at the end of the day, still not
have reached the other end."
The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically. "Tough! I once had a car like
that, too!"
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