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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:32:42 +0100
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Hiya People...
In today's tale we catch up with some US troops patrolling the border of
Iraq...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi
soldier in a ditch along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive.
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had
happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.
I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece
of trash!"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton is an
unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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