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Mon, 26 Mar 2001 04:37:06 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's some advice on how 'real' men bathe cats... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- HOW "REAL" MEN BATHE CATS 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. 3.Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. 4. Sit on lid, cat's efforts to free it self will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Have something handy to read while waiting. 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door and slam it securely shut behind you, kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine were behind it. 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com