Procrastinator's Creed...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 1 Mar 2001 03:42:51 +0000


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Hiya All...

If you're a procrastinator, you'll need to know this...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
"Procrastinator's Creed"
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1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done 
        already.
 
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find 
        excuses.
 
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
 
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount 
        of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
 
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new 
        technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my 
        obligations.
 
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the 
        amount of time given.
 
7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
 
8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to 
        change my mind.
 
9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or 
        write the first word, when I get around to it.
 
10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.


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