The Loony Bin
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Sun, 18 Feb 2001 01:25:28 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: ITZI BITZI JOKES AND TOONS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ITZI just a little BITZI very crazy JOKES and TOONS sent to you daily. If you DARE.......... to join, then send a blank email to Itzi-Bitzi-jokes-subscribe@Topica.com AND...... Itzi-Bitzi-Toons-subscribe@Topica.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It looks like further conflict may be brewing in the Gulf... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- "Hello Mr Hussein," a heavily Irish accented voice says, "This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!!" "Well, Paddy," Saddam replies, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?" "At this moment in time," says Paddy, after a moments calculation, "there's myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbour Gerry and the entire dominoes team from the pub - that makes 8!" Saddam sighs and says, "I must tell you Paddy that I have more than a million men in my army waiting to move on my word." "Oh sh**!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day Paddy rings back. "Right Mr Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "What equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asks. "Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm." Once more Saddam sighs and says "I must tell you Paddy that I have 16 thousand tanks, 2 thousand mine layers, 14 thousand armoured cars and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke." "Bejaize!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Right Mr Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've kitted out old Ted's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit .... and the bridge team have joined us as well!" Once more Saddam sighs and says, "I must tell you Paddy that I have 10 thousand bombers and 20 thousand MIG 109 high manoeuvrability attack planes and my military complex is surrounded by laser guided surface to air missile sites. Oh! By the way, since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million." "Oh b******s!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Right Mr Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm very sorry to hear that" says Saddam "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," says Paddy "We've all had a chat and there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com