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Fri, 9 Feb 2001 04:24:12 +0000
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In today's story, a man learns to be careful what he wishes for...this
one's from Amber...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I
go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in
our bodies."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and
telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and
paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the
groceries.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to
do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love - which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last
night..."
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