The Loony Bin
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Tue, 30 Jan 2001 22:07:30 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: Ever find yourself saying "I don't know what to say?" Why not use the words of others? QUOTES! We send 6 quotes every week to your e-mail! QUOTES! Sometimes random or on a theme. Send your own quotes in too! Do yourself a favor, subscribe by e-mailing NSQML-subscribe@egroups.com Check out our site: http://www.nightshadowquotes.allhere.com. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's catch up briefly with some Darwin Awards runners-up... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- DARWIN AWARDS RUNNER UP (22 March 1999, Phnom Penh) Decades of armed strife has littered Cambodia with unexploded munitions and ordnance. Authorities warn citizens not to tamper with the devices. Three friends recently spent an evening sharing drinks and exchanging insults at a local cafe in the southeastern province of Svay Rieng. Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard. He tossed it under the table, and the three men began playing Russian roulette, each tossing down a drink and then stamping on the mine. The other villagers fled in terror. Minutes later, the explosive detonated with a tremendous boom, killing the three men in the bar. "Their wives could not even find their flesh because the blast destroyed everything," the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported. Idiocy with military ordinance is a worldwide problem. A man from California recently acquired an old bomb which had been lost from a train which overturned while transporting explosives to a West coast naval base. Curious to look inside the device, he cut it open with an arc welder. His subsequent demise was as rapid as the deaths of the drunken Russian Roulette players in Cambodia. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com