Pearly Gates...

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Thu, 2 Nov 2000 03:17:28 +0000


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Now it's time to meet a chap waiting at the Pearly Gates...with quite a
story to tell...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


PEARLY GATES

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is
reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it.  

After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and
says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

"How current is your copy?" he asks.

"I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "why do you
ask?"

"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was
not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name
probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

"I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the
update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you
did in your life?"

The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Humm, well there was this one
time when I was drivin' down a road and I saw a giant group of biker
gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough,
there they were, about 20 of 'em torturing this poor woman.  

"Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and
walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260
pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose
to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle
around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next.  

"So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the
head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of
them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK,
deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"

St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"

"About three minutes ago."


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