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Thu, 2 Nov 2000 03:28:18 +0000
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Here are some signs that might just mean that you've joined the
corporate rat race...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Signs that you are in the "Corporate Rat Race"
* You have an up to date selection of CV/Resume on a disk which you
carry around with you just in case there was a bout of downsizing while
you were out to lunch.
* You get a 3% pay raise and are overwhelmed with excitement.
* Your system crashes and your best stuff is lost (your joke
collection).
* Your work cubicle is smaller than your bedroom wardrobe/closet.
* Salaries of the company directors are higher than all the Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.
* It's dark when you arrive at work - it is dark when you get home.
* Last time you saw your kids awake was when they wanted a feed at 3am.
* One day you get home to find that there are some strange teenagers
watching TV, and your wife introduces you as their father.
* Fun is when you make it to work without being crushed in the rush hour
people traffic
* You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
* Your staple diet is food left over from meetings.
* Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the morgue.
* You're already late handing in the job you were just given.
* You work 200 hours for the 100 bonus and excitedly say "Oh wow,
thanks!''
* Dilbert cartoons hang by every desk.
* Your boss's favorite conversation starters are "when you get a few
minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're free", and "I have an
opportunity for you."
* You describe your job as "I work with computers".
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