Chicken, Rooster & Donkey...

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Fri, 6 Oct 2000 03:28:38 +0100


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Now it's time to take a visit to the stockyard for some innuendo...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 

CHICKEN, ROOSTER & DONKEY

A farmer woke up one morning to find that a few of his animals had run
away. So he went to the nearest stockyard to try and replace them. When
he got there, he went in and asked for a chicken. 

The salesperson said, "Sure you can have a chicken, but around here we
call them pullets."

Then the farmer asked for a rooster. 

The salesperson said, "Sure we got roosters, but around here we call
them cocks."

The farmer was about to leave when he realized it wouldn't be easy
carrying all of his animals. Plus, he was tired and so he inquired about
a donkey. 

The salesperson said, "Sure you can have a donkey, but around here we
call them asses."

So the farmer loaded up and got ready to leave.

"Oh, one other thing," said the salesperson, "if the ass stops in the
middle of the road, just scratch his ears, that usually gets him going
again."

So off went the farmer, and sure enough, a little while later the ass
stopped. Now the farmer remembered what he had been told but since he
was holding on to the other animals, he had no hand free to do the
scratching! As he sat there wondering what to do, along came a fair
young lady, such luck! 

He called out to her, "Can you do me a favor? I really need a hand here.
Could you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"

 
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