The Loony Bin
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Thu, 28 Sep 2000 01:33:12 +0100
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Here's an introduction to some things which could only happen in
America...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Only In America
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Only in America
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America
...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America
...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions...
Only in America
...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet
coke...
Only in America
...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters...
Only in America
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
useless junk in the garage...
Only in America
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place...
Only in America
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight...
Only in America
...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
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