Always Look Twice...

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Thu, 28 Sep 2000 01:26:36 +0100


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ALWAYS LOOK TWICE

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he
had to take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the
bathrooms.

He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful
fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, so he decided to
take a leak right there.

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already
begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. 

"Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

"Miss it?" she said. "You were in it!"


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