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Mon, 25 Sep 2000 00:09:38 +0100
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A blonde walks into a beauty salon to get a hair cut with headphones on.
The hairdresser asks her to take them off for the haircut and she
replies "I can't, I'll die."
She proceeds to cut her hair and it looks awful.
Six weeks later the same blonde comes in for another haircut.
The hairdresser pleads with her "Please take your headphones off - I can
make your hair look beautiful."
Once again the blonde replies "I can't, I'll die".
So she receives another awful haircut.
Six weeks later the blonde show up at the salon and once again the
hairdresser says "Please take your headphones off - I can make your
hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones".
"I can't, I'll die"
The hairstylist proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde
falls asleep. The hairstylist quickly thinks to herself - I will remove
the headphones and replace them before she wakes up, I'll make her hair
beautiful. Seconds after doing this the blonde falls off the chair. The
hairdresser checked her and she wasn't breathing.
Dying to know what was keeping her alive with the headphones on, she
places them on her head. She hears............
"Breathe in, breathe out - breathe in, breath out."
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