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Fri, 8 Sep 2000 17:50:18 +0100
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Hiya People...
Alan crawls back out of the woodwork to send us this gem...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Oakland Castlemount High School math teacher Elmer Estes injured his
back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
It fit under his shirt and was not at all noticeable.
On the first day of the 1999 fall term, still with the cast under his
shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as
wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that term...still doesn't.
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