Wise Words...

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Tue, 29 Aug 2000 02:19:18 +0100


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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he
gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
garage makes you a mechanic.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in
the bathroom.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.


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