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Tue, 29 Aug 2000 02:12:52 +0100
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Hiya People...
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Now, here are a selection of books which you may not yet have heard
of...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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>From the Washington Post Invitational contest, which calls them Merge-
Matic Books: Readers were asked to combine the works of two authors, and
to provide a suitable blurb:
Second Runner-Up:
"Machiavelli's The Little Prince" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery's classic
children's tale as presented by Machiavelli. The whimsy of human nature
is embodied in many delightful and intriguing characters, all of whom
are executed. (Erik Anderson, Tempe, Ariz.)
First Runner-Up:
"Green Eggs and Hamlet" - Would you kill him in his bed? Thrust a dagger
through his head? I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do
that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see. Now get her to a
nunnery.
(Robin Parry, Arlington)
And the Winner of the Dancing Critter:
"Fahrenheit 451 of the Vanities" - An '80s yuppie is denied books. He
does not object, or even notice. (Mike Long, Burke)
Honorable Mentions:
"Where's Walden?"- Alas, the challenge of locating Henry David Thoreau
in each richly-detailed drawing loses its appeal when it quickly becomes
clear that he is always in the woods. (Sandra Hull, Arlington)
"Catch-22 in the Rye" - Holden learns that if you're insane, you'll
probably flunk out of prep school, but if you're flunking out of prep
school, you're probably not insane. (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)
"2001: A Space Iliad"- The Hal 9000 computer wages an insane 10-year war
against the Greeks after falling victim to the Y2K bug. (Joseph Romm,
Washington)
"Rikki-Kon-Tiki-Tavi"- Thor Heyerdahl recounts his attempt to prove
Rudyard Kipling's theory that the mongoose first came to India on a raft
from Polynesia. (David Laughton, Washington)
"The Maltese Faulkner" - Is the black bird a tortured symbol of Sam's
struggles with race and family? Does it signify his decay of soul along
with the soul of the Old South? Is it merely a crow, mocking his
attempts to understand? Or is it worth a cool mil? (Thad Humphries,
Warrenton)
"Jane Eyre Jordan" - Plucky English orphan girl survives hardships to
lead the Chicago Bulls to the NBA championship. (Dave Pickering, Bowie)
"Looking for Mr. Godot"- A young woman waits for Mr. Right to enter her
life. She has a loooong wait. (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park)
"The Scarlet Pimpernel Letter" - An 18th-century English nobleman leads
a double life, freeing comely young adulteresses from the prisons of
post-Revolution France.
"Lorna Dune" - An English farmer, Paul Atreides, falls for the daughter
of a notorious rival clan, the Harkonnens, and pursues a career as a
giant worm jockey in order to impress her.
"The Remains of the Day of the Jackal" - A formal English butler puts
his loyalty to his employer above all else, until he is persuaded to
join a plot to assassinate Charles deGaulle.
"The Invisible Man of La Mancha"- Don Quixote discovers a mysterious
elixir which renders him invisible. He proceeds to go on a mad rampage
of corruption and terror, attacking innocent people in the streets and
all the while singing "To fight the Invisible Man!" until he is finally
stopped by a windmill.
"Singing in the Black Rain"- A gang of vicious Japanese druglords beat
the shit out of Gene Kelly.
"Of Three Blind Mice and Men" - Burgess Meredith has his limbs hacked
off by a psychopathic farmer's wife. Did you ever see such a sight in
your life?
"Planet of the Grapes of Wrath" - Astronaut lands on mysterious planet,
only to discover that it is his very own home planet of Earth, which has
been taken over by the Joads, a race of dirt-poor corn farmers who
miraculously developed rudimentary technology and evolved the ability to
speak after exposure to nuclear radiation.
"Paradise Lost in Space"- Satan, Moloch, and Belial are sentenced to
spend eternity in a flying saucer with a goofy robot, an evil scientist,
and 2 annoying children.
"The Exorstentialist" - Camus psychological thriller about a priest who
casts out a demon by convincing it that there's really no purpose to
what it's doing.
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