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Wed, 5 Jul 2000 23:22:41 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... Here's another list for you to look at: Good ole country music from the good ole days! Country Music Classics is a FREE weekly newsletter - all about classic country music from the 1950's thru the 1980's. If you prefer Jim Reeves, Buck Owens, Ray Price and Patsy Cline---rather than Shania or Garth---then you'll enjoy Country Music Classics! To subscribe: mail a blank e-mail to: CountryClassics-subscribe@topica.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now let's meet a student who needs a bit of advice... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- EASY AS A-B-C 1-2-3 Dear Doctor Science, I don't like to study and so I'm not doing very well in school. Is there any subject that I could concentrate on that would be fun and easy to master...you know, that wouldn't involve a bunch of tedious study? - Bernie Brown from St. Louis, MO Dear Bernie, Have you considered nuclear physics? It's even more unstructured than most art classes. You just do your own thing and see what happens. Since nobody really knows what the rules are, it's anything goes, and the burden of proof lies anywhere but on you. If you can't explain the results of your experiments, you just go ahead and invent another subatomic particle. Then, if somebody else agrees with you that the particle exists, they name it after you. You not only get away with murder, you get famous! - Doctor Science Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com