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Fri, 30 Jun 2000 13:59:26 +0100
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THREE CORPSES
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective
goes into the coroner's to find the causes of death. The coroner points
to the first dead man.
"This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after winning
$20 million
on the lottery."
He then moves on to the second smiling corpse. "This is Bo," the
coroner
says with a grin. "He died having a 'good time' with Trudy-May."
Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse. "This is Roscoe,"
says
the coroner. "He died after being struck by lightning."
"Well," asks the detective, "Why in heck was the fool
smiling?"
"Oh," says the coroner. "He thought he was having his picture
taken."
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