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Thu, 15 Jun 2000 21:26:16 +0100
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Here's a hospital patient with some important last words...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Last Words
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Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make
motions as if he would like to speak.
The priest, keeping watch at the side of his bed leaned quietly over and
asked, "Do you have something you would like to say?"
The man nodded to the affirmative, and the priest handed him a pad and
pen. "I know you can't speak, but use this to write a note and I will
give it to your wife. She's waiting just outside."
Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took them and scrawled his
message upon the pad which he stuffed into the priest's hands.
Then, moments later, the man died.
After administering the last rites, the priest left to break the sad
news to the wife.
After consoling her a bit, the priest handed her the note. "Here were
his last words. Just before passing on, he wrote this message to you."
The wife tearfully opened the note which read:
"GET OFF MY *!#%*!!**$%^! OXYGEN HOSE!!"
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