The Loony Bin
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Tue, 6 Jun 2000 02:51:06 +0100
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Here's someone having difficulty dealing with his inheritance...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
MONEY CAN MAKE YOU SAD
Two old friends meet passing on the street one day. But one looked
forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears.
His friend asked, "What had the world done to you, my old friend?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died
and left me forty thousand dollars."
"That's not bad."
"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew kicked the
bucket, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
"Sounds like you should be grateful..."
"You don't understand!" he interrupted. "Last week my great-aunt passed
away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."
Now he was really confused. "Then, how come you look so glum?"
"This week... nothing!"
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