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Tue, 9 May 2000 03:41:38 +0100
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Here are the top 15 Jewish country & western songs...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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15 Top Jewish Country-Western Song Titles
1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose
Somebody Else)"
2. "Honky Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?"
4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament".
6 "Stand by Your Mensch"
7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My
Heart"
9. "My Darlin's a "Schmendrick" and I'm All "Verklempt".
10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She
Meant 'Goodbye' "
12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin' "
13. "You Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since
that Rabbi Came to Town"
14. "Why Don't We Get Drunk - Oh, right. We're "Jews".
15. "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up
to Be Cowboys When
They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the
Family Hardware Business
that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and
My Father Sweated
Over for Years which Apparently Doesn't Mean
Anything Now That You're
Turning Your Back on Such a Gift"
** Glossary: 1-mensch A real "person"
2-latkes potato pancakes
3-schmendrick ie: "schmuck"
4-verklempt all choked up
5-shiksa a Gentile girl
6-gonnif thief
7-Shalom Hello or Goodbye
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