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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:05:13 +0100
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What does it take to keep a system secure these days...???
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Computer companies are renowned as pretty ruthless operators. But even
Backbytes was shocked during a recent meeting with Groupe Bull.
A Bull supremo was expounding the virtues of the company's Unix-based
secure operating system, Scomp. Apparently, the system has been awarded
the US Government's second-highest security classification, the
legendary A2. The best that off-the-shelf UNIX can manage is a miserable
B1.
"We could have gone for A1 level security," explained the guru. "But we
would have to shoot the programmers afterwards and we didn't think that
would be fair."
>From the "Backbytes" page of "Computing" magazine.
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